Below is, to the best of my recollection, a bit of conversation that took place between the SO and myself while watching the Toronto/Tampa Bay game earlier this evening.
Be honest; I'd really like to know. Is it:
A. The stupidest conversation ever to take place concerning the Toronto Blue Jays
B. The stupidest conversation about baseball
C. The stupidest conversation about sports in general, or
D. The stupidest conversation, period?
Be honest; I'd really like to know. Is it:
A. The stupidest conversation ever to take place concerning the Toronto Blue Jays
B. The stupidest conversation about baseball
C. The stupidest conversation about sports in general, or
D. The stupidest conversation, period?
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I came across this while flipping through the channels earlier today. It deals with the vital and timely question, "What does mayonnaise have to do with homosexuals?"
I attended a small, outdoor Midsummer Day party this afternoon, which leads me to suspect, yet again, that I'm running with the wrong crowd. It was washed out by a sudden, severe rainstorm, so I get to come home and watch the Blue Jays, rather than take the chance of spontaneous, naked dancing cropping up as the evening wore on.
The Summer Solstice, according to some, is celebrated as the day of the marriage of the sun and the earth. This caused a huge controversy at the time, since conservative elements believed that marriage should only take place between a planet and a planet, or between a star and a star. None of this mixing things up! It all worked out, though, and the couple remains on good terms to this day. Except for the occasional spat, which is when you get violent storms like today's
Wishing you all a very happy Summer Solstice.

The Summer Solstice, according to some, is celebrated as the day of the marriage of the sun and the earth. This caused a huge controversy at the time, since conservative elements believed that marriage should only take place between a planet and a planet, or between a star and a star. None of this mixing things up! It all worked out, though, and the couple remains on good terms to this day. Except for the occasional spat, which is when you get violent storms like today's
Wishing you all a very happy Summer Solstice.

- Mood:
mellow - Music:rainfall
Every time I click on 'Random Journal,' I get one written in Cyrillic. About 12 times in a row now. Any good conspiracy theories to explain why that is? I'll accept ones involving aliens.
- Mood:
confused - Music:Starlings
A good day to fathers of every type and description.


My vacuum cleaner clogged again. I want a Dyson.
http://www.english.dysoncanada.ca/store/
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http://www.english.dysoncanada.ca/store/

A lesbian couple seen kissing in the bleachers was asked to leave the Mariners/Red Sox game:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/ba
Of course, this completely overlooks the much larger problem of allowing women to attend baseball games.
One man's effort to do good through the public school library system. Not pretty.
http://www.leewind.org/2008/05/donating-g ay-books-to-junior-high.html
http://www.leewind.org/2008/05/donating-g
This is a list of little-read books -- books that people tend to buy and never read.
Instructions: Bold the ones you've read; italicize the ones you read for school; underline the ones you started but didn't finish, or are planning to read when you get the chance.
Instructions: Bold the ones you've read; italicize the ones you read for school; underline the ones you started but didn't finish, or are planning to read when you get the chance.
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The instructions given to me were:
1. Pick up the nearest book.
2. Open to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the next three sentences in your own journal.
5. Tag five people.
1. Pick up the nearest book.
2. Open to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the next three sentences in your own journal.
5. Tag five people.
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[Unknown LJ tag]Because I know everyone's been wondering.
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I appreciated the sportscasters taking time out from a recent Toronto/Tampa Bay game to display the following comparative chart on the screen. Evan Longoria of the Devil Rays is enjoying the attention, I'm sure.
| Eva Longoria | Name | Evan Longoria |
| March 15, 1975, Corpus Christi, Texas | Birthdate | October 7, 1985, Downey, Calif. |
| 5-foot-2 | Height | 6-foot-2 |
| B.S. in Kinesiology, Texas A&M-Kingsville | Higher Education | Sophomore, majoring in Criminology, Long Beach State |
| Wisteria Lane | Address | Priscilla Street |
| The only one of her four siblings with dark features. Used to wonder if she was adopted. | Sibling Stuff | "I'm the only one of the four of us with light features. My brothers are dark, and my sister has dark eyes. People ask me if I'm adopted." |
| Miss Corpus Christi, 1998; One of People's 50 Most Beautiful, 2005 | Beauty Moment | "I feel kinda beautiful being asked to do this." |
| Desperate Housewives is television's biggest hit and Eva rewarded with $250,000 bonus | Breakout Year | Biggest hit was game-winning RBI versus No. 1 Cal-State Fullerton last Saturday, he gets to keep scholarship |
| Hispanic | Nationality | "Outgoing" |
| Tony Parker (If Teri Hatcher had a vote, she'd say, John Salley.) | Favorite NBA Player | "I'm more of a T-Mac guy." |
| A lavish trailer with full bath, kitchen, bedroom and pricey furniture. | Diva Demands | "Just to be left alone when I'm at my locker sometimes." |
| Headed to Toronto for pre-production on The Sentinel, co-starring Michael Douglas and Kim Basinger | Summer Hiatus Plans | Headed to Massachusetts to play in the Cape Cod League. |
I'm just going to erase it from my memory.
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- Location:Lying on the coffee table
- Mood:
uncomfortable - Music:Halladay's 3rd strike being called
Happy birthday, ficklemuse
Long time no see!
Long time no see!
I heard that Charlton Heston died yesterday, and the first thing I thought was, "Does this mean we can finally pry that gun out of his cold, dead hands?"


- Mood:
guilty


